Chocobo's Egg is da third doujinshi I've gotten recently and is very funny and cute. It's mainly gag...actually, I think it is COMPLETELY gag. Either way, it's got a lot of funny stuff, but I haven't gotten around ta tryin ta translate it yet. Anyone who could help me out there would be GREATLY APPRECIATED!
Anyway, here are da scans.

Cover
Back

Aeris and an Egg (that I assume she drew on.)
Cid Bragging about his skill as a pilot (I assume)
Two-Page (that's why there's a crease) Spread of Cid and Vincent
Cid and Vin talking about something...that I think makes Cid uncomfortable
A Cute Shot of Cloud and Aeris

Cloud reminisces about his battle with Sephiroth...
And as the truth comes out...
Maybe it wasn't a battle at all. Ahehehehe.

Cloud writing in...a diary?
Cid and Vincent reading Cloud's diary and becomin very upset

Materia Controversy take 1
Materia Controversy take 2

An Interestin Take on how Materia get more powerful and then "duplicate" themselves, mwehehehe
Vincent and Barret in Ribbons for some reason...shee, Cloud
What I assume ta be a serious page...
A little joke with da infamous scene near da end of disk 1...

Turk Vincent and Lucrecia - The True Story
It appears Turk Vincent got excited over nothin
Vincent spies on Hojo and Lucrecia...
Which somehow causes Lucrecia ta do this

A Really Nice shot of Vincent and some Lilies (I think)
Heh..."This is all I do fer ya and THIS is how ya repay me!?"
Silly Weapons!

A huge huge thank ya goes out ta Kurama, who translated da Vincent-Lucrecia story and da Materia Controversy. Thanks again! Eeee!

What kind of man does Lucrecia like?
Mad Scientists!
Hojo proposes...
And da two wacko scientists embrace

Wait a minute...dang, I think I lost da other translated part! Frick. I really have no idea where these four files went...I have their filenames, but that's all I know, and I can't find them anywhere on my computer at all. I wonder where they could have gone? Ah well. I'm going to keep the filenames here so I know what they were once called and keep looking, but these four files are missing so don't ask me for them.

Materiausespart1.jpg - I never knew, Aeris!
Materiauses01.jpg - Yamada-San?
Materiauses02.jpg - Cid must be so confused
Materiauses03.jpg - Cloud abuses his power