A Funny Thing Happened On Da Way Ta Flagoon...

Vrummy: ::cheerfully walks down da alleys of Sairaag:: La la la la....
::suddenly, Eris pops out of an alley with a large mace::
Eris: HA HA HA HA HA! ::annoying laugh:: ::bops Vrummy with da mace::
Vrummy: Ow. Now my day is ruined. ::looks at her:: Who are you? Is your
name Filia?
Eris: ::sweatdrops:: I try harder! ::smacks Vrummy with mace, knocks him
out:: HA HA HA HA! ::annoying laugh, drags Vrummy back to her creepy castle
(Ya know she HAS ta have one somewhere)::
Vrummy: ::wakes up tied to a table:: Ow. What happened? Filia?
Eris: I'm not Filia, you stupid Monk! Shut up while I create Kopii's of
ya ta run around and give ya a bad name,
Vrummy: HEY! Ya can't do that! My friend Zangulus will come and kill you.
Eris: I bet you just made him up.
Vrummy: Wait ten minutes. If he isn't here, then he doesn't exist.
Eris: Deal.
::ten minutes go by::
Vrummy: ZANGULUUUUS!
Meanwhile,
Zangulus: I wonder where Monk-Boy went. Hee hee hee...he was in such a
cheerful mood. I bet he went ta da tavern.
Back at da castle...
Vrummy: Why does everyone call me Monk-Boy?
Eris: Hey! Yer not supposed ta be able ta hear Zangulus! He's at "Meanwhile",
remember?
Vrummy: This play has gotten completly off topic.
Eris: SHH! ::steals a hair from Vrummy::
Vrummy: OW!
Eris: HA HA HA HA! ::annoying laugh:: Now I'll Kopii you!
Vrummy: You mean copy. Are you by any chance related to Naga?
Eris: Who?
Vrummy: ::sweatdrop:: You even dress like her...
Naga: Don't talk about me behind my back!
Vrummy: DON'T LAUGH!
Naga: OH HO HO HO HO!
Eris: ::kicks Naga out of her castle:: I'm da only one with a annoyin 
laugh here, buddy!
Vrummy: Can I go now?
Eris: No, I must explain my evil plans.
Vrummy: ::sighs:: Where's Zangulus?
Meanwhile...
Zangulus: Where da heck is Meanwhile? Am I stuck in some weird place between
dimensions?
Zar: Quiet ya, I'm writin.
Zangulus: ::stays in Meanwhile::
Back at da Castle...
Eris: See, Rezo was so obsessed over me...he devoted his wakin hours ta
me...he loved me so much.
Vrummy: Good thing he was blind.
Eris: What's that supposed ta mean?!
Vrummy: No offense, but you really look like someone put your head inna
blender then covered you with spikes.
Eris: WHAT?! ::grabs mace::
Vrummy: Look! Rezo!
Eris: WHERE?!
Vrummy: ::unties self, runs away::
And thus did Vrumugun escape captivity, but not Kopii-ivity, for soon did
his Kopii's ravage da land, spreadin chaos and un-healthiness and other
such things.
Vrummy: Kopii-ivity is the most ridiculous word I've ever heard.
Zar: Hey! That rhymed! Yikes! BIKES! BWA HA HA!
Vrummy: ::sweatdrops:: Someone, get me a decent fanfic writer...
Zangy: Well, ya got a bigger part then me. And why are ya all emotional
and stuff?
Vrummy: Jeez! Ya don't even remember me when I get Kopii'd after 5 minutes!
Da Kopii's have no feelins! I DO!
Zangy: No feelings! Wow! Can I stab you and you won't get hurt? I saw Lina
do it a few times.
Vrummy: Talk about hearing only what ya want to. And NO. Go try and kill
Gourry fer da fifth time.
Zangy: AH HA! I SHALL KILL YOU, GOURRY! ::runs off::
Vrummy: I'm surronded by fools. ::sighs::
Zar: This fanfic should be over now.
Vrummy: This isn't a fanfic, it's a stupid play ya wrote when ya were
bored and yer fingers wouldn't stop moving.
Zar: THE END! There, I ended it.
Vrummy: No you didn't. ::sigh:: It's not over until the stupid lady sings...
Zar: Fat. Fat lady.
Amelia: ::sings in a horribly mangled voice:: Girls who are in love, 
give their love ta ya, ya, who shines so bright my darling...
Vrummy: ::throws a freeze arrow at her::
Amelia: ::too busy mangling a japanese song to dodge, gets frozen::
Zelgadis: ::flashes smile, drives dozens of fans wild:: Time fer my obligatory
cameo.
Vrummy: ::sulks:: You get all da fanfics. Da least ya could do is get outta
mine.
Zelgadis: One thing I gotta do first. ::breaks Amelia statue:: Thank goodness
that stupid girl is out of the way.
Vrummy: END DA STUPID FANFIC, ZAR!
Zar: Actually, I'm pretty happy now. Amelia's dead! ::dances::
Vrummy: ::charges Freeze Arrow::
Zar: The end.
Vrummy: It's not over.
Zar: It would be if ya stopped talking.
Vrummy: ....
Zar: See.
Vrummy: .....
Vrummy: .......
Vrummy: It's not over.
Zar: ::sighs::
Vrummy: I hereby declare this stupid fanfic dead. Goodbye.
::fade to black::
Zar: Hey! I wanted ta do that!
Vrummy: ::shrug::